Smile, it's the biggest lie you can ever tell.

The name is Smaile Maile.


20 years living on Earth.


Gradated C/O 2011 from Mount Carmel High School.


Management Information System at CSUSM.


Kajukenbo, Colorguard and Hula forever and ever.


Stop complaining if you're not going to change anything. Otherwise, I think you're just wasting your precious time.

July 6, 2014 5:16 am May 7, 2014 9:13 pm 9:13 pm 9:12 pm 9:09 pm

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

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9:08 pm April 26, 2014 1:48 pm

theuppitynegras:

2damnfeisty:

benshaws:

When a dad found out he was going to be a grandpa.

This is so precious.

yo man but just think how when this kid is grown up and he’s remembering their grandfather they’ll always have this video to remind them that they’re grandfather loved them from the beginning and oh god I have something in my eye

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1:30 pm

redfemmedic:

outrunmyself:

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

Omg

Oh my god. This is beautiful

I expect nothing more or less from my future husband.

(Source: drugcartels, via shortdani)

April 25, 2014 8:42 pm 8:42 pm
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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8:34 pm February 12, 2014 2:28 am 2:24 am
"How to murder someone: kiss them once and never again."
1:41 am

beben-eleben:

JK Rowling you sassy bitch.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via tofaroffdestinations)

1:29 am